LFG

Tomorrow, all the kingdom’s heroes ride to war, but you put off finding a party ’til the last minute, so tonight, you’re at the tavern doing what all the other misfits and broken toys are: Entrusting life and limb to whoever you manage to pick up at the bar tonight.

Long Description

It’s the night before the kingdom makes a major push against the minions of the Super Dark Lord of Evil Badness.

All the kingdom's most popular heroes and big adventuring guilds are fielding questing parties. And then there’s everybody else. The royal charter makes it clear that all adventurers from far and wide are welcome to register a party, **provided it meets the baseline regulatory standards for adventuring parties. Registration has been open for weeks, but since you waited ’til the last minute to get your act together, you’ve elected to do what everybody else is also doing, entrusting your life and future success to whoever you can pick up at the bar tonight. The tavern bustles and adventurers gather. A royal registrar is waiting by the door to sign up any parties that manage to form tonight, and in the meantime, a little healthy competition feels like the best way to show off, so sharpen your best axe, polish your throwing arm, and ready your wits to impress your fellow misfits and miscreants.

LFG is a game about building standard DnD style 4 person parties with the right mix of casters and meatshields to keep yourselves alive, playing stupid mini-games, and chewing the scenery. This game will be SILLY. Secrets won’t stay secret for long. And tavern brawls are 100% on the menu.

CONTENT WARNINGS - Imaginary Alcohol and Its Accomplice Imaginary Drunkenness, Cartoon Violence, Elf-On-Dwarf-Hate, Potential To Be Last Picked In Gym Class (With Extremely Low Stakes), ALLEGED Vampirism, BARDS, Necromancy, Criminal Intent, Minigames, Catty Social Dynamics, Tragic Backstories, BARDS.